Website Wednesday 2008

BACK TO SKIP'S HOUSE OF CHAOS

March 12, 2008

                       Call me a hopeless romantic, but not a day
                       goes by that I don't tell my girlfriend, "Baby,
                  you're pretty much the best of my available options."

March 5, 2008

 
 I applaud companies that go out of
 their way to hire disabled people.
 Recently my company hired a paralegal.

February 27, 2008

 Egrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention.
 But not, apparently, to that "by-the-book" game warden.

February 16, 2008

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I 
 understood as a child, I thought as a child. 
But when I became a man, I put away my 
childish things and bought a Dodge Viper.

February 6, 2008                   

                   It is almost criminal that those of us with
                   a genuine medical need for coffee should be
                   forced to wait in line behind those people who
                   view it as some sort of recreational activity


Miss the Super Bowl?  How about the commercials?  See them all here
     http://www.youtube.com/profile_favorites?user=adblitz

Consumer tips for using salt
     http://www.saltinstitute.org/29.html

I saw this in Vegas - Penn and Teller: How to Do the Saw Trick
     http://www.5min.com/Video/Penn--Teller-How-to-Do-the-Saw-Trick-4988312

99 Extraordinary, Creative and Unusual Uses for Ordinary and Everyday Objects
     http://lifehackery.com/2008/01/23/99-extraordinary-uses-for-ordinary-objects/

20 Things Everyone Needs to Know  (21, if you count knowing that "tire" is not spelled with a "y")
      http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/20-things-everyone-needs-to-know-481270.html

Stranded at an airport?  Don't forget Rule 240
     http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22900119

From the Earth to the edge of the visible Universe - all in one map
     http://www.astro.princeton.edu/~mjuric/universe/all200.gif

The Hawaii Chair!  And it won't make you look like an idiot at all!
     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4&e

Related - Ellen DeGeneres using the Hawaii Chair  (Hilarious!)
     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbWQYG-lDJo&e

14 Songs by Mr. Rogers.  Sure.
      http://pbskids.org/rogers/songlist/

Welcome to Elvis Place. Thankyouverymuch
      http://www.elvisplace.nl/

Simply Google - all of Google's hidden features
     http://www.simply-google.com/

The 44 Most Annoying Things of 2007
     http://retrocrush.buzznet.com/archive2007/annoying2007/index.html

 

January 30, 2008

 Okay, let me see if I've got this straight.
  If you die waging jihad, you shall be
 rewarded with 72 virgins in the afterlife.
 That's you and six dozen adolescent
 girls -- for the rest of all eternity.
 Truly, Allah is just.

January 23, 2008

 I've been trying for weeks now to convince
 Marlee Matlin of my undying love for her,
 but my pleadings fall on... well, you know.

January 16, 2008

 While there could've been any number of reasons why
 Superman and Supergirl never had a relationship,
 I've got to believe X-ray vision was a major one.

January 9, 2008

 Women giving birth are absolutely amazing!
 They're instructed to breathe, then
 push really hard, over and over again.
 Whenever *I* push that hard, I'm holding
 my breath and squinching my eyes shut!

This one's too good to pass up - Bill Gates Last Day at Microsoft
     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HA4lSUhlbw&feature=related

January 2, 2007

 I thought about serving nachos, pizza
 and fondue at my New Year's Eve
 party this year, then realized that
 was probably a little too cheesy.